hypocritical fool :D

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(Source: run-because-shia-labeouf)

richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

broriarty:

plot twist i never met your mother you were adopted now go to bed

Chinese leftovers are the best

LOOOL, I DIDN’T GET THIS AT FIRST! BUT OMG

OMG

(Source: tothefridgeandbeyond)

(Source: iraffiruse)

catacosmic:

mamaroshi:

damonismywhore:

buryth3casti3l:

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

i burst out laughing omfg

hOW DOES THAT HAPPEN.…. 

KJDFK

megustapokemon:

ohkiefer:

buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha

(Source: 5271)

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”